LOSE SOME WEIGHT, FAT BOY!

[sung to the tune of hey there delilah by the plain white t's]

Hey there my girlfriend,
What’s it like in Singapore?
I’m a kilometre away,
but girl do you want me to give you a call,
Yes you do,
your handphone is right infront of you,
I swear it’s true.

Hey there my girlfriend,
Don’t you worry about the distance,
I’m right there if you get lonely,
call me if you can't wait,
just dial my number,
Listen to my voice I'll hear you out,
I’m by your side.

Oh just dial 9XXXX387,
Oh that is my number,
Oh just chat on msn,
Oh if your phone bill is too expensive,
if your phone bill is too expensive.

Hey there my girlfriend,
I know times are getting hard,
use your spare time to go and work,
I'll pay your bills if you are broke,
so don't worry,
you'll not have to be upset,
My word is good.

Hey there my girlfriend,
I’ve got so much left to say,
If I split it all up for each day,
it will be enough for me to say,
that will be ok,
Even more in love with me you’d fall,
We’d have it all.

Oh just dial 9XXXX387,
Oh that is my number,
Oh just chat on msn,
Oh if your phone bill is too expensive,

A kilometre seems pretty far,
But they’ve got SBS and MRT,
I’d cycle to you if I had no other way,
Our friends would would call me a jerk,
And we'll just laugh along because,
We know that i'm a jerk for sure they know,
my girlfriend I can promise you,
That by the time that we get through,
your phone bill will be all paid,
And I'm to blame.

Hey there my girlfriend you be good,
And don’t you miss me,
Two more months and you’ll be in Junior College,
And I'll be sitting for my O'levels,
Like all sec4s,
You’ll know it's all because of MOE,
I can't do whatever we want to,
Hey there my girlfriend here's to you,
This 50 bucks is for you.

Oh just dial 9XXXX387,
Oh that is my number,
Oh just chat on msn,
Oh if your phone bill is too expensive,
if your phone bill is too expensive.

ohh.

Disclaimer:[song has no relevance to my life, and i am a rip-off, harhar]
song produce in 22mins