With Soft and Bouncy Hair

Prince: You! You can't lie. So tell me, puppet, where is Shrek?
Pinocchio: Uh, well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
Prince: You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
Prince: So you do know where he is?
Pinocchio: On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way, with any amount of uncertainty, that I undeniably --
Prince: Stop it!
Pinocchio: -do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't now where I knew he was, that could mean that I could definite not know where I knew he wasn't.
Second Pig: Enough! Shrek went off to bring back the next heir! Oh!
Pinocchio: (nervous laugh)
Prince: He's bringing back the next heir?
Pinocchio: No! (nose grows)

-as i look and glance through my friendster page and blog.
-i wonder why am i looking through my website
-why?
-why aren't i completing my homework instead
-why am i wasting my time when there is merely 5 days left to complete my homework and enjoy the remaining days
-why??
-why aren't i moving away from my computer screen when the world isn't stopping its revolution and rotation
-why am i wasting my time watching tyra banks show which it's like a joke
-why did i slept for 12 hours yesterday?
-why couldn't i use the church camp to my advantage?

WHY?